boycott dudes who manipulate you into meeting their emotional or sexual needs but won’t date you 2k14
when someone attractive accidentally brushes against you in the hallway
what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.
they yelled at me.
i drink GATORADE to replenish my ELECTROLYTES so that i have the STAMINA to talk shit about nerds on the INTERNET
Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.
Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands ❞
THE BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD.
- HOT SHOWERS.
- THE FIRST BITE OF A MEAL WHEN YOU ARE REALLY HUNGRY.
- TIGHT HUGS.
- CRAWLING INTO BED AFTER A LONG DAY.
- FOREHEAD KISSES.
- WAKING UP IN THE MORNING AND ACTUALLY FEELING LIKE YOU HAD ENOUGH SLEEP.
i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night
I don’t believe such a thing exists
I was mistaken
- Teacher:"Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
- Me:Someone told me to go to hell
- Me:Couldn't find it at first
- Me:But now I'm here