what if childbirth is just the pain of the 9 periods you missed
and all this time i thought it was the baby ripping through your vagina
Anybody can have a thigh gap
You just gotta spread your legs
I wanna see pictures of your lowest moment from 2013 go
I was in a Toy Story play.
And I loved it.
You’re an inspiration to us all
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
blaming your parents for your unattractive genetics
Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends