Someday Came Suddenly
Jordan. 19 years and counting. Breakfast food is my favorite food.

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joelbirchs-spoopy-buttblog:

talesofdrunkennessandcruelty:


World’s largest chicken 
nugget on display in 
Secaucus

THIS IS BEAUTIFUL

swoobats:

alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE
annies-booobs:

tits-mcgeek:

not-pizza:

My idol

This will never not be funny.

a hero for the ages

jerkidiot:

wlovepierce:

jerkidiot:

sonnyforpresident:

jerkidiot:

jerkidiot:

IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT

REBELLION

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AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER

YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED

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STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.

NO

fight-0ff-yourdem0ns:

ourloveissemperfii:

This was too cute not to share!

I’m melting
unclefather:

This is how us white people hatch. Weird cocoons. 

hotboyfriend:

Seeing someone slowly lose interest in you is probably one of the worst things ever 

angrybisexualcesium:

literally with my guy friends it’s “how long can i stay friends with you before you say something gross and misogynistic and i don’t feel safe around you anymore”