Someday Came Suddenly
Jordan. 19 years and counting. Breakfast food is my favorite food.

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shakethecobwebs:

boycott dudes who manipulate you into meeting their emotional or sexual needs but won’t date you 2k14

saddestblogger:

when someone attractive accidentally brushes against you in the hallway

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imhiskindofcrazy:

yourpetdog:

yourpetdog:

what if i ordered pizza in the middle of the hurricane.

they yelled at me.

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ashestoashesjc:

i drink GATORADE to replenish my ELECTROLYTES so that i have the STAMINA to talk shit about nerds on the INTERNET 

littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

❝ if you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands ❞
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(via solacity)

I will never not reblog this

(via nuedvixx)

twerkitnarry:

voguesniall:

i fucking hate mcdonalds

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to every bug i have ever killed i am sorry :/

frosted:

durbikins:

…sorry that your bitch asses came into my house uninvited

glow blog

somefancyname:

THE BEST FEELINGS IN THE WORLD.

  • HOT SHOWERS.
  • THE FIRST BITE OF A MEAL WHEN YOU ARE REALLY HUNGRY.
  • TIGHT HUGS.
  • CRAWLING INTO BED AFTER A LONG DAY.
  • FOREHEAD KISSES.
  • WAKING UP IN THE MORNING AND ACTUALLY FEELING LIKE YOU HAD ENOUGH SLEEP. 

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

deanismypatronass:

cocolooo:

i love high contrast photos of fruit floating threateningly in the night

I don’t believe such a thing exists

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I was mistaken

lokisspy:

what a deal
  • Teacher:
    "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
  • Me:
    Someone told me to go to hell
  • Me:
    Couldn't find it at first
  • Me:
    But now I'm here