Someday Came Suddenly
Jordan. 19 years and counting. Breakfast food is my favorite food.

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surprisebitch:

this is the best, all of the jokes in this website related to his name can go home

johnjewbert:

if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever

❝ I have a GENIUS idea for a TV show. Half cat;half dog. No, no. I already have the perfect name. Get this. “Catdog”. No, don’t worry about how it poops. You’re disgusting. This is a kids show ❞
- Someone at nickelodeon like 20 years ago (via juliepowers)

wrote:

sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

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advice-animal:

This Sums It Up For Me So Farhttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

bitchylesbian:

I preach body positivity all the fucking time but when it comes to liking my own body I’m shit

tittily:

my favorite thing about england is that the word pulp doesnt exist 
thebloodofsadbitches:

Bruh…
sofapizza:

naughtywater:

funniestpicturesdaily:

Not the time for a dad joke.

He’s ready.

the time is nigh
mymistakesandretakes:

ohscarjo:

dehoppus:

thisisalifeyoucantdenyus:

Everyone looks worried apart from that guy on the far left.. 

i like how the guy on the right is so shocked he becomes a teapot

he becomes a teapot
he becomes a teapot

I’ve been laughing for the last 7 minutes because of the teapot guy

odins-one-eyed-fuck:

demon-gliter:

emkaymlp:

elusivist:

darn-you-cumberbatch:

Meanwhile on the set of Avengers 2…

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Is that…?

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EEEEEEP!

IS EVERYONE IGNORING THE FACT THAT THAT’S SPIDERMAN’S COSTUME

nah man everyone’s interested in the dude with a bottle of sprite in his pocket OF COURSE WE SEE SPIDERMANS COSTUME

i don’t know man that bottle sprite tho

mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME