Someday Came Suddenly
Jordan. 19 years and counting. Breakfast food is my favorite food.

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How mom reacts when it starts to rain

"THE LAUNDRY! GET THE LAUNDRY!!"

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qozxe:

if i stay in bed i’ll be warm

if i get in the shower i’ll also be warm

but the distance between the bed and the shower

no

that is not warm

Anonymous: Lol those arent parakeets though, the orange bird is a sun conure and the blue bird i believe is a parrotlet.

parkingstrange:

You’re passionate about your birds I respect that

ffractal:

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

thank you

and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos. 

undrlou:

I’ve never felt more connected to a tweet than I do this one
Harry Styles: A Summary
  • Everyone:
    HARRY NO
  • Harry:
    HARRY YES
turklet:

pyrocrastinate:

tdrloid:

Low fat yo

is no one going to talk about 1/3 fewer cries than the leg

fat free yort
9rimes:

browningtons:

clitreaper:

MY LITTLE BROTHER MADE A GRINDR IM CRYING HES 9



"I know I have a baby face but I am a twink"

tehrisa:

meatbicyclevevo:

oate:

audidas:

7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox

7 million

in the earth

free them

chasingtrophywhitetails:

I need a make out session so intense that I forget all my problems and possibly my name.